I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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