Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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