You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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