it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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