so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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