On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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