ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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