Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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