you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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