i don't like sucking hair
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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