false alarm. still invincible.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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