dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so explain again why im purple
no
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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