Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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