Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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