I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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