I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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