The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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