Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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