did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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