Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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