Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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