Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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