I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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