Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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