But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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