She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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