I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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