why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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