i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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