You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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