lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
