Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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