just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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