What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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