Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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