Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
this is an emotional support booty call
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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