he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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