My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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