Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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