Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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