More tranny stories later!
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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