and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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