So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is Oprah even human
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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