I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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