goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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