maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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