He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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