Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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