If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
