Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
