How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
