You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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