3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We just shotgunned beers for America
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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