I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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