Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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