If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Acid is not a monday night drug
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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