Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The feeling are messing with the penis
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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