totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Randomize
